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Sunday, April 18, 2010
Fat Presidents
William Taft
Was understaffed.
He would splatter
Fecal matter
When he laughed.
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Alan
April 18, 2010 at 12:14 PM
"Understaffed" is such a powerful word.
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"Understaffed" is such a powerful word.
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