Flo Rida speculation

I'm gonna hang
with climate change
Cause we'll grow gills
from the dispersants afta tha BP spill
buy some property in Atlantis, bitch!

Priebus Rebus

Donald's no Ronald

so Reince hates being fondled

but he has no choice 

cause if Trump runs as an Independent voice

he can only shout legitimate rape!

Fuck you: reparations??

Quoth Varoufakis:
Bitch Better Have My Money
(That's 279 billon honey)
Oh shit, I'm the IMF's HO SONNY!!
Referendum ain't mean a thing, hunty

Rebel Yell

The Confederate flag
is a Santorum soaked rag
the Republicans are so closeted
that when they deposited
They cried out: but the Civil War was fought for a hag!

I crossed her
Off the roster:
She may be an
Arabian
Impostor.

Max Munch

I went on a float with my double
and voided my o-stream with trouble;
it streamed in doo loops
and I spluttered an "OOPs,"
left destructors to clean up the rubble.

Canadian Poets I

If finding a hardon in chardonnay
Upset the post-prandial bard in a
Food coma, he'd roll on
To his slashed semi-colon
And void it all over the garden, eh?

Hitch I

Chemotherapy
isn't syrupy;
nor is it
like a visit
to the chirrupy

young dentist's
apprentice.
Its horror
is more or
less momentous.

Both gringos
and dingos
that eat babies
can get rabies
from flamingos.

Sherlock was a black man

The blacker the nation,
the greater the acceleration
of tea party
Dr. Moriartys
and of incarceration.

Not as gross

It's a frog!
No wait... it's a log.
It's hard to see
when at sea
in the fog.

Jumping the Skylark

Shelley's cheerier
work was inferior;
he was soon dead,
his shriveled head
up his posterior.

Elegy

Build a dolmen
for Gary Coleman!
Something that he'll
finally feel
at holm in.

Harriet Miers
lost two blow dryers
in her cunt
and tried to hunt
them out with pliers.

When Auden
gets scrod in
his gums
he becomes
postmodern.