Jumping the Skylark

Shelley's cheerier
work was inferior;
he was soon dead,
his shriveled head
up his posterior.

Elegy

Build a dolmen
for Gary Coleman!
Something that he'll
finally feel
at holm in.

Harriet Miers
lost two blow dryers
in her cunt
and tried to hunt
them out with pliers.

When Auden
gets scrod in
his gums
he becomes
postmodern.

A yawning chasm
filled with ectoplasm
is the right
kind of site
for a huge orgasm.

Unicode ISO15924 600-699 Undeciphered scripts

name dunes
with runes
on roks
no clocks
no itunes

Positive Thinking

Larry Summers'
Up-and-comers
told jokes
with their blokes
and all got hummers.

The decline of publishing

Under threat from the creditors
the newspaper's editors
found their passion
for fashion
and sexual predators.

Sarkozy's last stand

Your burqas
irk us.
Go back
to Iraq
or the circus.

Inaccurate voice recognition from the inquisition

-"Excel in C!"
-"A pasta sea?"
-"This thread
kismet
misnomers he."

Notes from an inquisition I

We scissored
the wizard
till he spewed
food
from his gizzard.

Slimulacra and Slimulation

Straight path,
rote math
dissimulate
ineffable state,
ineluctable wrath